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So Good Old "Auntie" BBC Television.

Have fired Top Host Jeremy Clarkson.

For hitting a producer.

But, it won't keep this scumbag, moron, humourless idiot off,

  TV Screens Of the World.

Some dick in charge will offer him,

 enough money to fund a small country, 

to reappear.

So make use of his absence on your telly, well.

As he'll be BACK, sadly ..