The Seer's 2014 Predictions
Were written while staying
Upstate New York,
just down the road from the entrance to
The Twilight Zone.
(Completed Dec 19th 2013)
1 When Jimmy Fallon goes to the Tonight Show,
he will be an amazing success, (given time).
Good year for Kimmel.
Not so good for Conan.
Leno, on his Way out, but not without a fight.
It's going to be really tough for Seth Meyers,
but I do think in the end will be ok.
2 Robert Pattinson.
A really good year for him, in fact his best yet, both professionally and personally.
3 Kirsten Stewart
Well before I fall on the floor laughing, she's just going to get even worse.
4 Jon Hamm.
His year for an Emmy.
5 Kate Winslet
Career wise great year, Romance was not good
6 Leo DiCaprio
It's very good year for him professionally, personally very up-and-down.
7 Lady Gaga.
Both personally and professionally her best year yet.
8 Lindsey Lohan
Is writing a tell-all book know she could write mind you I didn't know she could write, it's going to be a lousy year altogether for her. Has decided to return to the music studio. God help us. It'll flop. Plus she'll be back in front of a Judge in 2014. But this time she won't be so lucky.
9 Kate, Jon 8.
Going for good. Thank God.
10 John Mayer.
Back on top professionally, thank goodness. Even personally great year.
11 Ryan Gosling
So broken up from Eva Mendes at the moment, but they'll be back together! Then engaged.
12 Angelina Joile Brad Pitt.
I see a really bad year for these two including a break up.
13 Kendall & Kylie Jenner.
More of the same bad behaviour from these two, in fact one of them I think will land up in prison.
Believe it or not, this year sees the beginning of the end for the trailer trash morons.
15 George Michael.
Needs to take better care of himself and get his life back on track properly. Career wise a great year if he sticks to it.
At last gets the opportunity to get her new channel back on firm footing and once again take a seat on the throne as queen of all media.
Yet again a fabulous year for Madame Cher including a wonderful tour.
Bit of a disaster all round for Beyoncé to be honest in 2014 including 2015.
19 Helena Bonham Carter
Romantically a very difficult year for her but career wise brilliant.
20 Tim Burton
Odd start to 2014 great finish 2014.
21 Tom Hardy
Great year for Tom Hardy one of his best ever plus a couple of awards shown in for good measure.
22 David Bowie
Some kind of personal drama which comes out of the blue, plus some kind of tour.
A year of very high highs and very low lows is 2014 for Rhianna.
24 Justin Timberlake.
Just more success for JT in 2014
25 Britney Spears.
Well they do say what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas but I'm afraid Britney Spears won't be staying in Las Vegas.
26 Ashton Kutcher
Let's pray doesn't marry his current girlfriend because it's going
to be a complete bloody disaster.
Just what they deserve, a really terrible year.
28 Labour Party.
If they grow a pair of balls this lot could take charge again and put the country back on its feet beginning in 2014.
29 European Union.
This crowd of useless dimwits need to get their act together unless they too will fall apart from the inside out.
A lot of truth will come out about this one this year,showing him for the fool he truly is.
You'll be lucky to see it out.
32 Bill Clinton.
Is the year for Bill supporting his wife as she decides to run for the next President of the United States.
33 Hilary Clinton.
This is the year that Hillary announces that she will run for the next President of the United States of America and yes, I want to remind you, I have said that for along time.
34 President Obama
He's going to get his MoJo back and surprise everyone.
Security however needs to be tightened.
35 Cary Booker, NJ
Needs to come clean, and be the man he can be. Career wise he's on the right track.
He’s in a really rough time over 2014 and needs to be careful that he doesn't get stabbed in the back by his closest allies.
Itself will do quite well during 2014 even if it’s a bit of a bumpy start. However the government needs to watch, as the citizens of Russia are becoming a little bit pissed off with the way things are run and may decide to do a revolt.
Is in for a rough time due to a couple of terrorist attacks that we will hear of, (many more attempts that we won't hear of). One really major one.
Hello this was just the first disaster waiting to happen as it will
become even more evident of fraud involving this drama.
More details revealed including the cover up we haven't heard of.
40 North Korea
So as he has just murdered his uncle and various other people including his ex-girlfriend there will be a bit of a quiet spell from this tinpot God. Watch Spring onwards for more sabre rattling. Plus a very close call, to the rest of the world when he very nearly presses the button. Then someone will step in and sort him out. Mind you he'll still keep knocking people off left, right & centre. Even a couple of really close "loved" ones.
41 US Government
Troubling year ahead for the US government especially keyed to the Snowden thing which is only going to get worse.
42 War crimes
More of these monsters that committed war crimes will be brought to justice this year and beyond. Even one monster long thought dead.
Well it's going to be really tough in 2014 for the banking world and the crackpots that run it. As even more and more scandals and diabolical behaviour is exposed. Including one exposure that will leave the world stunned. Making the make up scandal look like a ride at Disneyland.
44 South Africa /Cape Town
Now that Nelson Mandela has sadly passed away, this whole country is going to be sent into complete chaos over the coming months.
All kinds of scandals for this party including a big money exposure showing the corruption goes really deep.
46 Scotland Yard
Interesting, there's two things that will stand out for Scotland Yard in 2014. A major scandal leading to the release of a really bad criminal. Due to rigged and tampered evidence. The other, an attack on the building.
47 Washington DC
Not a good time to be living in DC 2014/15. I know that this may be hard to believe but a scandal will break in 2014. That will put to shame all the scandals of the past. Now that's saying something.
48 Winter Olympics
A complete mess. All kinds of protests which will lead to some not surviving. These Olympics really should not be taking place considering the recent behavior of Putin and his gang. I also sense something to do with a terrorist attack during these Olympics which some will believe to be a false flag event.
49 Edward Snowden
Oh there is a lot more to come from Mr Snowden in 2014. In fact the stuff he releases will make what he has already released look like a kiddies’ tea party. He is beginning to turn from believing what he is doing, to be trying to help. To being very angry, that is making him extremely dangerous. Mind you I don't see him in 2015/16
If anyone thinks that this despot has any intention of being good. They are very mistaken. He’s just going to get worse over 2014. He's got a lot more chemical crap than we know about, or that he is admitting to. In fact he’ll be lucky to survive 2014.
If you think the latest air space stunt they pulled is the last, WRONG. China is going to do a lot of naughty things in 2014. In fact I think they will be the cause of an aircraft down, which will lead to some very tense moments in 2014. A major spy incident will come to light, which will shake China's leadership, from the lowest to the highest.
OK just think the crash of 1929, and the South Sea Bubble. Multiply those twoevents by ten then you'll be close to what is going to happen to this ponzi scheme.
The kids on the beaches of Brazil during the World cup, will prove to be very bad indeed.the other is the corruption that will come to light, almost stopping the event.
Any more sightings this year including a very clear televised one leading to a government admission. A connection to the Space Station and those on board.
They are watching us and can't believe how badly behave towards each other we are.
56 Jodi Arias.
Hello. 2014 season this bitch get her comeuppance.
This year will bring a new fuel source to light. Leading to a very cheap and available fuel to all in the future.
58 Bill O'Rielly
Finally the end of the line for this idiot moron has even Fox can't deal with him anymore and fire him.
59 Richard Branson
He's in for a major comeuppance in 2014/15 about time too. Mind you he won't believe he's done any wrong. This space thing he's all excited about is not going to go well at all
60 World Cup Football.
Surprise win here. Real Long Shot (excuse the pun).
See Brazil, not good....
61 Bishop Eddie Long.
This man, if you can call him that, is a nasty piece of work and will continue to spew his hatred over the coming months.
I must admit that the cover of Time magazine did appeal to my warped sense of humour in the fact that the Pope appear to have a set of horns. Also seems like most of the people are being convinced by his nice behavior-don't fall for it. He's going to start the cleaning inside the Vatican, that will make the inquisition look like a tea party.
At last, finally, the year that this "Cult" begins to fall apart from the inside out.
64 Camilla Parker Bowles.
A year about health for her at the start and I think it's all do to with the gin she swills. But she is going to be really pissed at all that is revealed as the year progresses. It's just going to go from bad to worse. Then when she sees that all that her plans of getting to sit on that shiny chair begins to fade. All hell will be let loose. Mind you when an ex staff member pens a tell-all book. She'll really show her real colours. Can't wait....
65 Prince Charles.
Is in a very upsetting year and is going to be doing a lot of
There's a couple of right Royal scandals brewing this year.
She needs to start taking real care of herself and planning for the future in the very short term.
68 William and Kate
A great year and toward the end of this year and the beginning
of next one the new baby, announced. Little girl.
69 Prince Harry
Royal Engagement, Cressida Bonas.
70 Prince Philip.
An old, old rumour is proved to be true, causing a major embarrassment for the Queen. Connected to Scotland, think wrong side of the blanket.
71 Martha Stewart
Gets her life and business back on track again. Plus her business will once again rise.
72 Simon Cowell
True Simon Cowell is going to have a baby this year with his quote unquote girlfriend. But he thinks he's in for an easy ride in that relationship is very much mistaken. She's going to cheat on him because that's what she is a cheater.
73 Mount Etna.
If anyone reading this lives, or has loved ones that live, with the sight of Mount Etna "MOVE"......it's going to be spectacular......
74 Senator Edward "Ted" Cruz
Is in for a bumpy year, in fact I see him having to leave office, as he is shown to be the hypocrite he is.
75 British Immigration Row.
If you think the immigration row has been rough so far. Just wait till the New Year. It is going to get very nasty in 2014. Leading to all kinds of troubles including troubles in the streets across the UK. It will lead in part to bringing down the Tories.
If they carry on with this independence nonsense, they will come to regret it, in more ways than one.
77 Meryl Streep
I see lots of awards in 2014 including an Oscar.
78 British Sex Scandal.
Well the sad part is that the worst is yet to come. Including two politicians one such a shocker it'll rewrite history. On top of which links to the highest levels at the BBC, not just from the past, but the present too.
79 The Church of England.
The Vatican isn’t the only one with their share of troubles. The Church of England is about to go through a series of shocking revelations. That will have the Queen having to make a very public apology.
80 Daniel Radcliffe.
Professionally a really brilliant year. But personally he needs to take check of his life. Otherwise he's going to fall into a very bad place. Due partly to mixing with the wrong crowd, and the wrong things.
Well a year of awakening for her. First she'll realised that her "boyfriend" isn't what she seems to think he is. She sees that he is the scam artist he is. She will also rearrange her management team to get her back on top, where she belongs. So let's hope she takes notice. 2015 is when she finds her true love.
(Sorry Jake and Duygu) Great troubles await Turkey in 2014, which will cause Major upsets and trauma. But once it is all over. Turkey will be able to re take its true place in the World.
Will suffer a terrorist attack, I am sad to say. Bringing terrible and widespread hurt and mayhem. Maybe if those in power see this, it could be avoided. I can only try. Which is why I have decided to make this prediction public.
I am afraid that they are planning some pretty nasty attacks in 2014. Mainly due to in-fighting leading to splinter groups. They have been testing the waters in 2013 as we have seen. But now they plan to come once again to the mainland.
85 Money Markets.
Rough year ahead, leading to all kinds of upset. Especially in the gold markets. Drop,drop,drop.
86 Dennis Rodman.
This latest trip to see that despot in charge of North Korea. Will not help Dennis's public image. It's going to take allot of work in the PR dept to get back on track.
87 Justin Bieber.
Promised to retire recently, but sadly it's not true. I do however see him having a really terrible year. With a bit of luck will be locked up.
88 Dylan Penn.
Her recent " attachment " to Robert Pattinson. Has boosted her public presence. Which is exactly what it was intended to do. The surprise is she'll show she can act.
89 Taylor Swift.
Time for her to fall off her perch, this year. Mind you'll she'll still be making a fortune from her scribbling.
90 Bravo TV
There are lots of changes ahead this year at this channel. For the good too. Even Andy Cohen will be happy with the results.
91 Kourtney Kardashian & Scott "IsDick" Disick.
At last the year this horrible couple part ways. He'll completely fall apart, which is going to be fabulous.
92 Hugh Jackman.
Is in for a great year professionally a couple of wonderful awards. However personally not so good, including the telling of a secret, that once told will bring him great peace. But the way it's told will cause major embarrassment.
93 The Veil.
Some may not ever understand this but here goes. The Veil between this World on which we all live. Is going to get very thin over the coming year and beyond. Which will lead to more and more people being able to sense other Worldly things. It's going to be very interesting as well as a little frightening to some.
94 Robbie Williams.
This British ex popstar\boybander now smooth crooner is in for a great year . A fabulous tour and the announcement of another baby to add to his family.
95 Brian Boitano Ice Skater.
Came out as a Gay man, really! Come on who didn't know. Mind you it'll piss off the Russian powers that be,
so good on ya....Brian.
96 Duck Dynasty.
So as I write these predictions. The patriarch spewed all that homophobic BS. Oh more trouble to come. But here's something to think about. Look at re runs of " I Love Lucy " then watch Duck Dynasty, you may begin to believe that they are the same.
97 Lady Gaga.
You would think this Diva couldn't get any higher. But in 2014 she will-especially professionally. But even higher on the romantic front, ding dong....
She returns to the music scene with her biggest album yet. Plus a wedding.
99 Nigella Lawson.
If this famous TV chef thinks 2013 was rough. Just wait till 2014. She may believe at the moment that the drugs thing has gone away. But it'll return in 2014. If she gets away without time in clunky, she'll be bloody lucky.
100 Samantha " White Widow " Lewthwaite
She who was behind the massacre in Kenya. Will be brought to justice in 2014. She'll scream like a Baby too, showing the World the coward she is.
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