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DWTS v Mel

Oksana Grigorieva,  the woman who Mel Gibson, is currently ranting at. Is going to be on the new season of DWTS. Let's hope the security keeps Mel out. I hope they partner her up with Max.. That'll really get Mel going.

Ding Dong, not...........

I just love this one. Rumour in Hollywierd has it that, Tiger Woods is going to marry one of his mistresses. What a pile of bollocks. I wish it were true, as it would be great fodder, for the tabloids. Oh well........
He needs to be careful of his drinking, too.......

A Thought for Iran.........

This is probably going to get me into trouble.
But I have to be true to myself.
Iran in November, of this year, as well as the year that follows.
Is definitely not the place to be.
So if you plan to travel there in that time,  don't.
If you have loved ones, there tell them to go on holiday abroad.
If you are reading this in Iran,  leave.
It is going to be a very bad time indeed. The clue to this is when we begin to see Lybia start to fall. 
Followed by Syria.

Paris........only sour notes

So Paris Hilton,
is trying to revive her singing career.
I never realized she could sing, Oh well.
Anyway she also believes.
that she will be a big a Star as Kylie Minogue.
Not true..................
Deluded silly spoiled brat...........

My View of Lesbians, Mrs Hassleback..........

On the "View" Elizabeth Hassleback,
(gone in three years) Who's claim to fame, is that she was a finalist on the reality show, "Survivor" some years ago. Stated the the reason she believes, that there are so many late in life Lesbians. Is that as they are old, so they can't get a man. You just can't make this stuff up. I do understand that the two brain cells that she has. Are rattling around in all that space she has in her head. But, really Elizabeth,  you can't be so dumb as to believe what you said? You should rent out all that space in your head to Donald Trump. He could house the whole of Manhattan in there and make you some money. You are going to need it, when ABC don't renew your contract. Didn't you know that you are surrounded by Lesbians at ABC, duh.........

Chat with Fergie..............

So it appears that Oprah.
has offered "Fergie"
Duchess of York.
Her own chat show.....
Genius..............
She's a Libra it'll be a ratings smash.
Plus it will set the cat amongst the pigeons.
In Buckingham Palace.
Can't wait to see the feathers fly.
Hopefully, Camilla will be the first,
to feel the wrath of Sarah.

What are "Friends" for........

Tom Cruise, is urging his friend.
David "Goldenballs" Beckham.
To take up acting,
most likely in Tom's movies.
Why this would be a surprise,
is a surprise to me......
Tom has been putting his "Friends"
 in his movies for years.

Back again..........

Actress Amanda Bynes,
who retired from acting a month ago.
Is now back in acting........
I told you it was a PR stunt.
All be it a bad one.........
Amanda you need to try something,
a little more out there next time.

Wesley +Evasion + IRS = Jail.........

Actor etc Wesley Snipes..... Took on the IRS ( silly boy) He lost. He was convicted of tax evasion. He got three years. He appealed.......... Claiming he is a family man, educated, etc etc. He lost......... He's appealing again. He's going to jail. By the way he "evaded" to the amount of $11 million.

Lohan latest

Scumbag father of all time, Micheal Lohan......... Is hoping to see his daughter in "clinky", this weekend. Not going to happen.......... Why? Well Lindsay has a restraining order against him. So by law he isn't going to get in. So he has decided to ask a higher power for help. I am assuming he means some kind of dope, etc. But he still isn't going to get in to see her. But if he waits a couple of years. He'll see her in all her glory in Playboy.

We all were............

The right wing nutters, are at it again...... Claiming that President Obama, isn't the rightful President. Due to the fact that they say, nay demand that President Obama. Was born in Africa. You can't make this stuff up ! The problem really lies. Not in what these nutters say, But in what one of them will do. Let's hope the powers that be,  that protect the President, are on their toes. p.s to the right wing nutters, All our ancestors were born in Africa.

Off the Pier............hopefully

The more I see Piers Morgan, on shows such as America's Got Talent.
(He'll be gone from AGT by end of 2011) The more I see that he is truly just a talentless hack. His arrogance and his "Lardy" face looks. Really shows the World what a moron he is. But even worse than that is, CNN. Are considering him to replace Larry King. This will turn out to be the biggest mistake, In the history of Show business.

Dear Father.."GET LOST", luv Lindsay.

Did you see Michael Lohan, this morning at his daughter's, going to jail court appearance. Does he really think he's helping? He turns up with an entourage......... Then he speaks to the media through his lawyer. Too little, too late............ He is only there to cash in. Plain & simple. He maybe his daughters father, or to be blunt the sperm donor. But that is all he is............ The best thing he could do, Would be to back off & shut up.

Video Love........

Rihanna & Eminem,  are to shoot a video together. For their new song "Love the way you lie" It'll be a smash hit. Brilliant PR......... But she needs to watch 2012,  as not to piss off the powers that be.  Curb the ego........

Supertart, to rehab................

Tigers' mistress #1Rachel Uchitel. Is going to be on Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab. She addicted to love, oh dear...... She's a tart........... She has a crush on Dr Drew........... She's a slut............ She's a home wrecker......... She may need rehab. But not TV rehab.......... She's addicted to FAME.... Plain and simple......... The real terror will be when she's pregnant. By some poor sucker. God help us.

Oh Dear! Ding Dong........

Well, Bristol Palin & Levi Johnson are engaged.
I find this new system a little confusing.
1. Have a baby
2. Get engaged.
3. Get married.
The World is truly upside down.
I suppose, we should be happy for the child.
But a little odd that the child attends the parents wedding?
Or is it just me.

Silly weed..........

Paris Hilton needs to grow up.
For the second time in as many months.
She has been arrested for having "Pot".
Is she mad..........
Maybe she thinks she is above the law.....
Not so.......

Guess who's coming to dinner, Sarah?????

So Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah wannba president. Is back with her illegitimate baby's father. Levi Johnson........... Rumour has it that they plan to marry. Can you imagine the dinner conversation in Alaska. It is just too perfect for the tabloids. I hope they do marry......... It'll put the brakes on Sarah's career for good. He he

I spy an idiot.............

Angelina Jolie, wants the redhead spy.
Who was sent back to Russia.
To be the guest of honour,
At he opening of her new movie "Salt"
In Moscow...........
She is truly MENTAL.......... Mind you wait till Billy Bob writes the movie about their life together........

Shut up stop moaning...........

"Werewolf" Taylor Lautner,
Is fed up with having to spend hours & hours.
In the gym.........
Monitoring his food intake.........
To keep his ripped abs
Oh dear............
1st get a life,
many actors are more than ready to take your place.
2nd Think of the millions I am sure that will help.

Yet again............

The Hollywierd gift that keeps on giving.
Mel Gibson........
Is going to go to jail over this.
He no longer has his agency to protect him.
They have fired him.
That is so rare in Hollywood,
for an agency to fire a money maker.

Run Sam Run.............

So Lindsay Lohan has run back,
to the arms of her ex girlfriend
Sam Ronson........
They were having dinner,
in Beverly Hills over the weekend.
Sam RUN...............
She is only using you as a shield.
But 2012 with these two will be bad.

Come back to Daddy........

Hugh Hefner, s trying to get back "Playboy"
He'll do it too.......
It will be fun to see who gets the chop,
once does it.........
Good for you Hugh. Let's hope he has more success than the TV show of the same name.  Which will be cancelled before it's half way through the first season.

Naughty girl, Sarah..........

So Fergie, Duchess of York,
has fired her staff of 12.
Some would say that's a good thing.
In light of her money situation.
It will save her $120K a month.
But,
Yeah there's a but.
She then flew off on a holiday,
in the Caribbean......
Now I wonder how long it will be.
Before one of the "fired"
Talk to the tabs.......
It'll be on the front pages
next Sunday.........

It's started..........

A UFO closed down, Xiaoshan airport in China. So let's see if the try to explain, this one away as a weather balloon, solar eclipse, or space debris.......... Ermmmmm. I think not. ps In 2012 someone who was there will  spill then beans on a UFO cover up.

How dare you......

Did you see Lindsay Lohan's Dad's, "F" bomb melt down.......... While showing a photo on Mr Lohan.  out to dinner, with a gaggle of "Friends"  The night of Lindsay's ........ Going to "clinky"court appearance. " What are you going to do about Lindsay ?" Asked the Fox anchor. "How dare you ask me about my children" yelled Mr Lohan.............. Duh............. The only reason you are on the TV is because of your children. What a wanker............. Goes to show just what a terrible father he is...........

Not a good judgement.........

Lindsay Lohan is complaining about the treatment,  she recieved at  court in Beverly Hills the other day. She, feels that 90 days in "clinky" is too much of a punishment...... Lindsay also called the Judge Quote "A F**king Bitch" Is she insane...... Yeah of course she is. Lindsay....... The Judge that gave you 90 days. Will be your Judge next time in court........ Silly girl...........

No View...............

Stevie Wonder 
wants to do a 
duet with,
Amy Winehouse......
He better get her before 
she heads back to rehab.
Which she will......
Within the year.
Well at least he won't 
have to look at her !

Home James.............

What the Hell is up with George Michael?
Sunday morning he smahed his car into a photoshop.
in Hampstead, the posh part of London.
George get a driver........
It's no like you can't afford one or two.

Big Gob..............

I am awarding Mel Gibson, the title arsehole of the millennium. Truly deserved I think don't you. I can't wait to see what else, is about to come out of this gob. Mind you in 2012 he'll start on his own family.

Ozzy,Ozzy........

Colin Farrell is to play Ozzy Osbourne,
in the movie version of the Prince Of Darkness's life.
An Oscar,
if ever there was one,
before it's even in the can. In 2013 Ozzy Osbourne back with his old group. Black Sabbath, now that should cause some trouble ha ha.

Lots a Loot........

Elin the ex of Tiger got $750 million settlement.
However she can never talk or write about the cheater,
even after he's dead.
But trust me that's not going to stop the truth coming out.
There's always, the family..........
They never signed the contract.

Les Mis..............

Well, well........... Nick Jonas. he of the Jonas Bros fame. You know those boy's who are whiter than white. Seems he's dating two girls............... While starring as Marius in London's West End. See just send em to the UK...... Instant...........grown up behaviour ha ha.......

Ony 4th.......

According to Forbes Magazine. Lady Gaga, is the World's 4th most influential celebrity. Personally I disagree.. But even they will have, to put her at No 1 in 2011.

A Thought.......

If you think the B.P. spill is a mess. Then just wait. Right where the spill is and in the surrounding Gulf. Is a build up of methane gas........ Which if left as is. Will blow the Gulf and surrounding ares to the Heavens,  or more likely Hell. The powers that be know about this. But as usual are not taking any notice. Why, well they are hoping nothing will happen. Isn't that what they thought about the oil spill?

Looking Fabulous..........

Have you seen the latest pics of, Britney Spears? She looks fabulous........ I sense a new hit from her very soon. Nice to see her back on the right track. Well done, Brit. 2012 is her year..........  Especially on TV.  But only one season....