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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Till Monday .......

Dancing with the Scrapings...

Dear God...
Amber Rose, is joining DWTS.
Talk about scrapping the very bottom of the barrel.
She'll be gone quick..

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Well, for now...

Ariana Grande has a new Beau.
Some rapper called Mac Miller.
The names these idiots dream up.
Mind you she's also worried about her brother.
Getting the boot from a UK Reality show.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Inch worm........

Justin " My Favorite Lesbian" Bieber.
Has come up with a wonderful new idea.
He's going to insure his dick for $5m.
Now I assume that's a Million an inch.
But he shouldn't worry,
 I'm sure they have discount for narrowness.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

TOLD YA..Isis & the Monster in charge..

Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Tad Earlier than stated 2016 Predictions

Christian Dions’
Psychic Predictions 2016
(Composed in Hermosa Beach CA USA).
(Completed Dec 29th 2pm PT) 

There is going to be a lot of killing in and around Turkey.
So much so that it will make their friends.
Take needed action, to help them.
Russia will also cause more trouble for this country.
Making the already wobbly relationship, very much worse.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

The only "Real' Kardashiansque relationship

Brody Jenner just turned 33yrs old.
Here he is with his fiancee Kaitlyn Carter.
(Oh the irony).
At least this one will see the alter.
As well as a long term marriage.

Thursday, August 18, 2016


Thursday, August 18, 2016

A sure flop.............

Olympic champion & Idiot moron Ryan Lochte 
has a new TV reality Show,
" What would Ryan Lochte Do?"
Well for starters he shouldn't have a show.
He's like a deer caught in the headlights.
Won't make a season.
But worth a look for the giggles.

TOLD YA.. A Star is Born..

Saturday, June 18, 2016


Seems that Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper.
Are very chummy.
Why not.
Well, they are to appear in the remake of
 "A Star Is Born".
Now that'll be interesting, as well as a massive hit.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Bit, back to front ..

First congratulations to Micheal Phelps.
On his great victory at the Olympics.
But, I get the feeling that all is not well within.
He seems very distant.
Especially considering his new baby.
Odd, he's not married though.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Oh How SWEET, UGH.....

So my favorite Lesbian, Justin Bieber,
 is dating.... again.
Here they are, Sofia Richie.
Lionel must be so pleased.
Is it just me, or is she wearing his Bath Robe???

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Who ever they are....

So after being together for four years.
Ray J & Princess love.
Have tied the knot.
Sadly not tight enough.
She'll be sick of his wondering soon enough.
Let's hope the pre nup holds up.
Ha ha....

Saturday, August 13, 2016

First Trump, now this ...

Clearly Anna Winter lost the plot long ago.
But her latest gaff.
Putting famewhore Kendall Jenner on the "Famed" September Vogue cover.
Sales will go down not up for sure.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Naughty, naughty Ladies...

This "Fuedette" between 
Vin "I am the greatest actor" Diesel & The Rock.
Needs to be put down asap.
Or they are both in very real danger, 
of killing the gravy train.
Vin is the problem.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

TOLD YA, Trump Tower Climber...

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

All hail the Trump..............

So Donald Trump
says he is going to run for President.....
Please let him........
Encourage him.......
It'll be a slam dunk for Obama.
(But watch out for 2015/6 he'll be back)
Even the Ivory Tower he lives and works in.
Won't be s safe as he thinks.
They'll even climb up to get him.

Troubles ahead ...

I know that she's "Strange" bird.
(I luv strange people)
But Cara Delevingne, 
needs to learn to keep her mouth shut.
As well as stop hanging around with people.
Who clearly don't have her best interests at heart.
Or she'll fall to the gutter, 
and not be able to get back up.

Tuesday, August 9, 2016


Housewives reality Star.
Kim Zolciak.
Is to laugh her very own skin care line.
(Soon to be seen in the 99c store)
I wonder if she infuse the telephone numbers of all, her Drs that help her look so good.
I bet not.
Law Suit.......

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Just a reminder..

So as the 2016 Rio Olympics start today, in Brazil.
I know I have said this for a long time.
It's going to be mess.
Let's just say,
that I am glad I nor anyone I know will be there.